Went in for my baseline pulmonary function test just a bit ago. The tech's name was Zara, pronounced "Sara". I thought that was interesting. What was also interesting was the test itself. I had to breathe in and out through a mouthpiece as deep as I could. Then Zara took my lung capacity stats and compared them to the average/normal person of my gender and size. I think she said average was 3.9 L, and mine was 4.4 L.
I'm basically a god.
I'm basically a god.
Sarah... God of lung retention. Keeper of the breath. Exhaler of the hot air. I am sorry you are going through this. Keep the good humor going...
ReplyDeleteDamn girl, that's a nice set of lungs!
ReplyDeleteXo, your favorite cousin